just my silly little obsessions.

julietspencers: fetuses do not think they do not “scream out” when they are aborted they have no...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:02:16 -0400

fetuses do not think

they do not “scream out” when they are aborted

they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion

they aren’t “sad” when you abort them

they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

t0gekisses: I literally gasped

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:01:00 -0400

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

sparkafterdark: glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:54:00 -0400

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:52:28 -0400

jennstarkid: tastefullyoffensive: Reversed cotton candy...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:39:10 -0400

jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

mycroft-holmes-approves: sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:34:57 -0400

mycroft-holmes-approves:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:32:56 -0400

teenytigress: THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:31:45 -0400

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:24:12 -0400

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

antisociallysplendid: memyselfandhate: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:23:43 -0400

antisociallysplendid:

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

again?

10000bc: fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:19:03 -0400

10000bc:

fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us

troybakers: hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:14:37 -0400

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

nicotinehearts: omigawdmatt: racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:13:39 -0400

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

the-vashta-nerada: my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:13:22 -0400

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:06:36 -0400

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

e-n-o: shy but actually a sex freak

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:02:25 -0400

e-n-o:

*shy but actually a sex freak*

dearmisswhite: crazyboutthemwranglerjeans: “Can I ask you something?” The single scariest phrase...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:49:57 -0400

dearmisswhite:

crazyboutthemwranglerjeans:

“Can I ask you something?”

The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop

right behind “we need to talk”

hitlersasshole: my standards are unreasonably high im like a walrus going after a peacock

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:02:43 -0400

hitlersasshole:

my standards are unreasonably high im like a walrus going after a peacock

thecalmwasdeceptive: survivor-trek: geekboots: to meekly go where other people have already...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:02:11 -0400

thecalmwasdeceptive:

survivor-trek:

geekboots:

to meekly go where other people have already been

shy trek

into darkness (but with a night light)

assbutt-in-the-garrison: justxlosersxlikexme: So here’s the plan, we give all the angels...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:01:51 -0400

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

justxlosersxlikexme:

So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull